Everyone loves to hate Kobe Bryant. In light of his recent 81-point game anniversary and his long awaited entrance into the Twitter world we thought we’d compile a list of his funniest quotes.
“My kids call me Grumpy from the seven dwarfs.”
“I baptized him. I turned him into a defensive player.” – on Dwight Howard
“I call him Ron all the time. I say Ron, Metta, Ron. What the hell do you want me to call you? He goes you know what? Just call me Ron. It’s fine. That’s a lot easier for me.” – on not calling Ron Artest Metta World Peace
“Even when he was in Memphis and he was the go-to guy, he was always very nice, very white swan. I need him to be black swan. Be an asshole sometimes.” – On Pau Gasol
“I’m not the most patient of people.”
“The whole Michael thing does drive me nuts sometimes because people won’t leave it alone. He’s bald, I have hair. He’s almost 40, I’m 22. “
“These young guys are playing checkers. I’m out there playing chess.”
Ah, Kobe. We just can’t get enough!